Relationships and Sexuality
A place for inmates to ask questions and work through relationship issues. Discussions especially for convicts serving life sentences. Welcome to a SAFE SPACE!
Hosted by Don and Chrissy Mondelez
Hi, I’m Don Mondelez. Thanks for checking out our page. Chrissy and I have been exploring the boundaries of sexuality and the physics of relationships since we were married 17 years ago. We believe in no-holds-barred pan-sexuality and open communication. All discussions on this page are absolutely confidential and treated due respect!
I’m Chrissy Mondelez, and I believe that everyone deserves to embrace their sexual ghost, even inmates. In fact, people serving life sentences probably deserve it more than anyone else. We’re open, we’re proud, and we welcome you into our bedroom forum!
Your questions, our answers!
What are...??
Grover from Spruce Forest Pennetentiary in Tennessee asks: "What are these sexual aids called 'fudge moccasins' I've heard are being sold these days at Adult Novelties stores?"
Chrissy:
Great question, Grover. You’re right, Fudge Moccasins are all the rage right now. Unfortunately, federal penitentiaries do not allow inmates to possess them.
Don:
Which is understandable, actually, because they are a potent sexual aid. Of course, Chrissy and I just had to try it out.
The kit contains two parts, which are applied to two parts of the body simultaneously (you can guess which two), and they get things moving quickly!
Chrissy:
Right away, I wished I’d been wearing my Dino Holster!
Don:
Yes, I strongly recommend the receiving partner outfit themselves with some kind of trampoline device. We’ve had good success with a Tesla Trampoline.
Chrissy:
Even without it, I was impressed by how unique the experience was.
Don:
It reminded me a bit like those old-fashioned “lights-on/lights-out” genital hammers.
Chrissy:
True, but with waaaay more finesse. Much gentler.
Don:
Personally, I enjoyed not having to wear a chinstrap. For that reason alone, I give Fudge Moccasins four stars!
Chrissy:
I give it three stars. Use a tramp, but if footwork turns you on, I strongly recommend giving Fudge Moccasins a try.
Fudge Moccasins are produced by Chorus, Inc. and retails for $44.99.
Don: “Great question Grover! You’re right, Chrissy and I have seen signs for Fudge Moccasins everywhere we go! Click to find out what they’re all about!”
What is...??
Sha'Britney from South Austin Women's Facility in Texas wants to know: "My boyfriend always talks about 'soft tossing.' I pretend to know, but I really don't. What's he talking about?
Chrissy: “Well, Sha’Britney, that’s a great question. Would you be surprised to know that ‘soft tossing’ is just modern name for ‘coach-cocking?’ No matter what you call it, I’ve got some methods you don’t want to miss! Click to read about them!
Shout-out!!
From Don Mondelez: Hey everyone, I just had to give a quick shout-out about a musician you need to take a serious listen to. That's country singer Haines Truckley!
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