Chrissy:

Great question, Grover. You’re right, Fudge Moccasins are all the rage right now. Unfortunately, federal penitentiaries do not allow inmates to possess them.

Don:

Which is understandable, actually, because they are a potent sexual aid. Of course, Chrissy and I just had to try it out.

The kit contains two parts, which are applied to two parts of the body simultaneously (you can guess which two), and they get things moving quickly!

Chrissy:

Right away, I wished I’d been wearing my Dino Holster!

Don:

Yes, I strongly recommend the receiving partner outfit themselves with some kind of trampoline device. We’ve had good success with a Tesla Trampoline.

Chrissy:

Even without it, I was impressed by how unique the experience was.

Don:

It reminded me a bit like those old-fashioned “lights-on/lights-out” genital hammers.

Chrissy:

True, but with waaaay more finesse. Much gentler.

Don:

Personally, I enjoyed not having to wear a chinstrap. For that reason alone, I give Fudge Moccasins four stars!

Chrissy:

I give it three stars. Use a tramp, but if footwork turns you on, I strongly recommend giving Fudge Moccasins a try.

Fudge Moccasins are produced by Chorus, Inc. and retails for $44.99.